Friday, November 12, 2010

Buying A All Nighter Wood Stove

Come evitare i colloqui-fuffa? Parte 1: Le aziende serie sanno BENISSIMO quello che cercano, diffidare dagli annunci poco chiari...informarsi su internet e fare tutte le domande necessarie...


A hackneyed theme, perhaps, but the talks "crap" (not to say fraud) are still claiming victims, and, above all, to deprive the entire morning and afternoon who, instead, is trying to find a job seriously. Already you're nervous on your own, to send out 100 applications and 200 instead receive chain letters (perhaps that is why I am so unlucky with the work, I always trash without reading them ...), the more you put in "these here" to annoy you even more. Maybe you've even put a good suit, you might as well wash hair or shaved
... Oh, and mica can work! In fact, you DO NOT work!
Even recently I found myself waiting for my turn, like a good little girl brought up at the door of the office staff, only to find that:
A) activity had nothing to do with what was written in the advertisement
.... but how, I told you on the phone, you ugly idiot of a selection, that if it was selling door to door or telemarketing did not interest me! And you've reassured me by saying that it was not what you climb on and now mirrors to mask a job next door to the role of Business Analyst-Manager-for-Development-Marketing-in-the-Universe ... So you have a guilty conscience! Then you know that if you had told me honestly: "Yes, Miss, let sellers", this time I was sipping my coffee at the bar, looking through the paper looking for listings of jobs I really want!
B) The salary was not provided or, to use their words, was not immediate. ... As if to say "your ass you do it now, the money will see them in a better future stated "...
" You know, the company is in start-up ... now look for people who believed in our project (in fact, YOU), not so much interested in the profits (but for heaven's sake ... I figured, with the glory that you would like to return to work for you, in you've turned into a basement office, with your sister, your wife and other unpaid nerds like me?), but to grow the company. "
But sorry, love mom, if you do not have the money, not to start a company. Never thought that human capital was an investment that would have had to reckon with? Otherwise do a thing, roll up your sleeves and work for three and when you have your income (for a god will reward you for your toil) hire two more people. Maybe part-time, perhaps with the minimum wage ... but then you might as well go to sleep with a clear conscience, right? For the stage, then, I plan to devote a separate section, because it's my favorite topic ...
Now what can we do? Report this? Yes, too. On the Internet multiply the sites that give instructions on how to do.
For example, I read on the site dell'AGICOM (Italian Competition Authority and the Market), that some ads are part of a particular case of false advertising ...
False bids Working
A phenomenon that is taking alarming proportions, judging from the increasing frequency with which the Authority received reports, is that messages that promote education or training for a fee, complied with like a job sometimes included in the relevant sections of the newspapers that tend to suggest that membership is a guarantee of placement in employment. In these cases, the Authority has often applied in conjunction with Article 2, letter b) and Article 4, paragraph 1, whereas similar ads disguised and false advertising in the content
Or, for the more "lazy" DO NOT GO TO THESE DISCUSSIONS, beware of the following situations.
AND BEGINS HERE THE PART THAT interest me!
begin with the first golden rule, in my opinion (now sadly I can consider myself an expert!):

  1. Companies series know exactly what they want, too. Be wary of ads unclear, that do not specify the activities that are going to play and requirements. In this case, look for more information on the Internet and / or call the company to receive all the necessary information.
Some time ago I found this offer:
Company "foo" 15 of both sexes search for the administrative office, customer management and inventory.
Enough? Stop? No requirement to be part of "both sexes", or hermaphrodite? Not a diplomino skimpy? Not even a little English school? Inexperienced to deal with the administrative secretary?!? It's not a trivial matter, oh!
I called his secretary to set an interview and I do not care that the specific door to door and she almost pissed (guilty conscience?) tells me that no, it's really about those ... but I still going to stink, so I try on the internet, I inform ... and here they are, pages and pages of former employees or any candidate after the interview were subjected to a test day in the streets of Rome.
Why deal with before, if anything, one day, maybe, but I do not know, warehouse or office (those places that every mother wants the gold for her children, which make millions without doing anything , no?!? So rewarding ...) I mean, first to touch the sky con un dito, devi fare il…?
IL…??
IL…???
Esatto! PORTA A PORTA! Sai, per farti le ossa, per entrare davvero a far parte del team… Tra negozi e appartamenti di signore incaxxate o sprovvedute e fargli credere che sei uno di Sky / Tele 2 / Fastweb / ACEA ecc. ecc (in realtà sei un parente molto lontano di queste grandi società…legato per un qualche cavillo sottilissimo che neanche tu hai capito bene ma che aiuta i venditori a intortare il malcapitato fregiandosi di nomi illustri …)
Quindi, date un’occhiata anche su internet e troverete tanti poveri diavoli come noi disposti a darsi una mano, solidarity, with comments that leave little to the imagination about the seriousness of the agency ... better safe than sorry ... because it seems impossible to cure.
Monday I argued in the interview I was told that the next day I did a job of coaching x ADMINISTRATION Acea in a subsidiary and instead the next day I found myself having to do a full day of PORTA DOOR !!!!!!! x around Rome by bus from shop to shop!! I am absolutely
liars in interviews! do not waste time unnecessarily !!!!!!
Ma poi, sbirciando qui e lì, leggo che altri annunci specificano molto bene cosa cercano…questo sfogo è stato uno dei miei preferiti:
...sto incontrando parecchi annunci poco seri e a dir poco sconcertanti, come quello di uno che si dichiara un avvocato con uno studio legale in centro di Roma che cerca segretaria molto personale, completamente libera!!!!! Ho inviato la mia candidatura e volete sapere la sua risposta? Bene, di seguito faccio un copia/incolla della sua mail di risposta!!! Buon divertimento!!!!

Ciao!
grazie per la tua email, non ho ricevuto le tue foto! mandamene tante.
mi chiamo Marcello sono avvocato penalista and I have a law firm in downtown Rome.
you are available for business trips? you read the announcement carefully? six good looking? six completely free? M
have written too many people without conditions .. and also married and girlfriends! but my ad is clear!
tell me something about your character and if you think you are suitable to work as a secretary.
read your CV I have not seen similar experiences ... think you can do secretarial assistant to a lawyer
full time?
look through your email


Marcello
Thank you, Marcello, Italian emblem of many evils. And your e-mail me passed a moment of hilarity! And thanks to those who have had the good taste to share this gem! J

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