Friday, November 12, 2010

Buying A All Nighter Wood Stove

Come evitare i colloqui-fuffa? Parte 1: Le aziende serie sanno BENISSIMO quello che cercano, diffidare dagli annunci poco chiari...informarsi su internet e fare tutte le domande necessarie...


A hackneyed theme, perhaps, but the talks "crap" (not to say fraud) are still claiming victims, and, above all, to deprive the entire morning and afternoon who, instead, is trying to find a job seriously. Already you're nervous on your own, to send out 100 applications and 200 instead receive chain letters (perhaps that is why I am so unlucky with the work, I always trash without reading them ...), the more you put in "these here" to annoy you even more. Maybe you've even put a good suit, you might as well wash hair or shaved
... Oh, and mica can work! In fact, you DO NOT work!
Even recently I found myself waiting for my turn, like a good little girl brought up at the door of the office staff, only to find that:
A) activity had nothing to do with what was written in the advertisement
.... but how, I told you on the phone, you ugly idiot of a selection, that if it was selling door to door or telemarketing did not interest me! And you've reassured me by saying that it was not what you climb on and now mirrors to mask a job next door to the role of Business Analyst-Manager-for-Development-Marketing-in-the-Universe ... So you have a guilty conscience! Then you know that if you had told me honestly: "Yes, Miss, let sellers", this time I was sipping my coffee at the bar, looking through the paper looking for listings of jobs I really want!
B) The salary was not provided or, to use their words, was not immediate. ... As if to say "your ass you do it now, the money will see them in a better future stated "...
" You know, the company is in start-up ... now look for people who believed in our project (in fact, YOU), not so much interested in the profits (but for heaven's sake ... I figured, with the glory that you would like to return to work for you, in you've turned into a basement office, with your sister, your wife and other unpaid nerds like me?), but to grow the company. "
But sorry, love mom, if you do not have the money, not to start a company. Never thought that human capital was an investment that would have had to reckon with? Otherwise do a thing, roll up your sleeves and work for three and when you have your income (for a god will reward you for your toil) hire two more people. Maybe part-time, perhaps with the minimum wage ... but then you might as well go to sleep with a clear conscience, right? For the stage, then, I plan to devote a separate section, because it's my favorite topic ...
Now what can we do? Report this? Yes, too. On the Internet multiply the sites that give instructions on how to do.
For example, I read on the site dell'AGICOM (Italian Competition Authority and the Market), that some ads are part of a particular case of false advertising ...
False bids Working
A phenomenon that is taking alarming proportions, judging from the increasing frequency with which the Authority received reports, is that messages that promote education or training for a fee, complied with like a job sometimes included in the relevant sections of the newspapers that tend to suggest that membership is a guarantee of placement in employment. In these cases, the Authority has often applied in conjunction with Article 2, letter b) and Article 4, paragraph 1, whereas similar ads disguised and false advertising in the content
Or, for the more "lazy" DO NOT GO TO THESE DISCUSSIONS, beware of the following situations.
AND BEGINS HERE THE PART THAT interest me!
begin with the first golden rule, in my opinion (now sadly I can consider myself an expert!):

  1. Companies series know exactly what they want, too. Be wary of ads unclear, that do not specify the activities that are going to play and requirements. In this case, look for more information on the Internet and / or call the company to receive all the necessary information.
Some time ago I found this offer:
Company "foo" 15 of both sexes search for the administrative office, customer management and inventory.
Enough? Stop? No requirement to be part of "both sexes", or hermaphrodite? Not a diplomino skimpy? Not even a little English school? Inexperienced to deal with the administrative secretary?!? It's not a trivial matter, oh!
I called his secretary to set an interview and I do not care that the specific door to door and she almost pissed (guilty conscience?) tells me that no, it's really about those ... but I still going to stink, so I try on the internet, I inform ... and here they are, pages and pages of former employees or any candidate after the interview were subjected to a test day in the streets of Rome.
Why deal with before, if anything, one day, maybe, but I do not know, warehouse or office (those places that every mother wants the gold for her children, which make millions without doing anything , no?!? So rewarding ...) I mean, first to touch the sky con un dito, devi fare il…?
IL…??
IL…???
Esatto! PORTA A PORTA! Sai, per farti le ossa, per entrare davvero a far parte del team… Tra negozi e appartamenti di signore incaxxate o sprovvedute e fargli credere che sei uno di Sky / Tele 2 / Fastweb / ACEA ecc. ecc (in realtà sei un parente molto lontano di queste grandi società…legato per un qualche cavillo sottilissimo che neanche tu hai capito bene ma che aiuta i venditori a intortare il malcapitato fregiandosi di nomi illustri …)
Quindi, date un’occhiata anche su internet e troverete tanti poveri diavoli come noi disposti a darsi una mano, solidarity, with comments that leave little to the imagination about the seriousness of the agency ... better safe than sorry ... because it seems impossible to cure.
Monday I argued in the interview I was told that the next day I did a job of coaching x ADMINISTRATION Acea in a subsidiary and instead the next day I found myself having to do a full day of PORTA DOOR !!!!!!! x around Rome by bus from shop to shop!! I am absolutely
liars in interviews! do not waste time unnecessarily !!!!!!
Ma poi, sbirciando qui e lì, leggo che altri annunci specificano molto bene cosa cercano…questo sfogo è stato uno dei miei preferiti:
...sto incontrando parecchi annunci poco seri e a dir poco sconcertanti, come quello di uno che si dichiara un avvocato con uno studio legale in centro di Roma che cerca segretaria molto personale, completamente libera!!!!! Ho inviato la mia candidatura e volete sapere la sua risposta? Bene, di seguito faccio un copia/incolla della sua mail di risposta!!! Buon divertimento!!!!

Ciao!
grazie per la tua email, non ho ricevuto le tue foto! mandamene tante.
mi chiamo Marcello sono avvocato penalista and I have a law firm in downtown Rome.
you are available for business trips? you read the announcement carefully? six good looking? six completely free? M
have written too many people without conditions .. and also married and girlfriends! but my ad is clear!
tell me something about your character and if you think you are suitable to work as a secretary.
read your CV I have not seen similar experiences ... think you can do secretarial assistant to a lawyer
full time?
look through your email


Marcello
Thank you, Marcello, Italian emblem of many evils. And your e-mail me passed a moment of hilarity! And thanks to those who have had the good taste to share this gem! J

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Ontario Driver's Study Guide

"Cari ragazzi, vi racconto because you too can do it "(Vittorio Zambardino)

holy words, taken from the blog of Victor Zambardino ... to read to the end, words that made me feel "less alone" ...


"In this page you can read the whole letter, via Facebook, of Lou Bello sent to Paul Madron, director of Letter 43. know Lou. It 's a girl 26 year old who studies and works in Bologna, and try to be a journalist for five years with all the means and the suffering that tells in this letter (and ends meet making the whole range of jobs "child" to be found in this country, a waitress at a pub included).
I want to say that the Bell is not doing or victimhood and telling lies. I results ta c he is so. And I c onosco because of his wanderings is volunteering at the festival of Journalism in Perugia, where Lou works since the first edition. He runs back and forth from one to another debate, writes reports, manages the web pages, from 7 am to 10 pm. There are hundreds in Perugia to do this. And they all want to be journalists. Do not "go" journalists for favors received. Those guys already feel to be, journalists.
Madron But he did not say no - This said, the message I found Lou to Madron totally agree. E sc stream this post because I think he can help her and those who are in his situation to a better understanding of what suffering and pain are suffering. But first let me say, not in defense of Madron, but a better understanding of the situation, that manager Lou Lettera43 proposed a collaboration. With fresh news.
"I was expecting an interview" - Lou replied: "I was expecting an interview. " But perhaps that is happening around the Lettera43 of recruitment is over and I think that Madron has made a serious effort to contractualisation many young journalists.
For us it was the same
Cara Lou and dear t ll , but you really think, like sometimes we read in the posts of the blogger's poisoners wells, which we are born with the motto of journalists, bank accounts and privilege in their veins? Oh, the privileged have always been there, but the vast majority of us spit blood to make it. Could I have names but I'm not allowed to make. Cito I remember a few scattered without the name a star. A famous sportswriter of the Republic, which, by contributor, wrote the pieces in the car parc Heggie in the newspaper, and then gave them to the cabin in Independence Square. If they had caught in the newsroom, one might have thought he was trying to surreptitiously get hired. Personalmen you've done years of travel at my expense. I self-described "freelance", but I was a beggar, I already had two children and worked with the journal of a sports promotion agency, where I took a salary from the dole. I went to New York marathons for 80 years and collected dozens of pieces, AlCu ni signed for the Republic, with pseudonyms for four or five other newspapers sometimes competing with each other, I ended up writing a lunar hours and with a headache for cooking the same soup with a different flavor.
Some pieces I have never even been paid and those trips were just self-promotion, since it covers the cost of a current account with Bank of Naples, which allowed to go into the red 20 million (blessed now and ever, who helped me get it, I do not possess the requirements, I had an accident).
I know if a colleague who has remained uncertain for decades. But eight to ten years of "unfairness" have been the rule for a gr an active part of the reporters today. Maybe it was different in Milan, but was no different in many editorial ions. I know people who have entered into a newspaper in 20 years with a scholarship and who are still working 14 hours a day. Then he says "you have made a career," they pay you well. Yes, but I killed him work and maybe I did not have a life (the first person narrative, I am not the colleague mentioned ). I'll tell you all this because I look at what we are today makes us look to you like there, wealthy, privileged assholes. But we were like you. And we ate the soup " also much worse than Lou Del Bello.
The losers are always - And yes, even in our generation there have been many who have given up. Do other jobs. Journalism knows no amnesties or pardons. And maybe those who are not "entered" people were very valid, I've often thought, "who knows how many were better than me."
What am I saying ndovi, guys? What if a manager responds to "bring me ideas," "bring me news," has already told you something important. There he opened the door, I has left a crack. Then it's up to you to work s deed. The really bad response would have been the port closed.
But and satta as in Kafka's story "Before the Law," each is responsible for his wrong rcare port ap steep. Hard work? Oh yes a lot of effort, hard work and a lot of "crap" to eat. Both work, but also many times when you will say yes wanting to say no, when you write a piece where you do not believe, in which tilt your head, because sooner or later the head fold all, and those who say they have not ever done is a liar or a bend used to make to others.
Today the journalists asked mo is weaker, you may enter with more "weapons" - And you will never have the certainty of having made it, until you look back and see the road made. Journalism is not a lawyer or medicine. E 'perishable, unstable and prone to theft. But if you got into this is the game to play. You're not unlucky and we privileged. The menu has always been shit in this one. Only now are many more to wanting to eat. But with more cards in hand. Because the network opens the professions was much more than for us. Because journalism is now more than before the crisis and "know" fewer things than before. He knows weak. Dig between the opportunities of deepening journalism or the data or the investigation. You will find much, as long as they do not want to be like them, the journalists said, and you and cocks to be prepared, strong and proud of your digital culture.
The "door is always open for you somewhere.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Do Women Like Big Nipples On Men

Andrej ultras ex-Partizan Belgrade: "Criminal organizations are well-paid"



BERGAMO-After the events last night Genoa, we contacted a former Partizan Belgrade ultras who lives in Bergamo years ago and now the employee in Milan, with a reminder on your body of his years as "crazy" as he calls himself. Andrej fact, has a backbone completely rebuilt by iron plates and recalls those years with us.

Andrew, you saw what they did in Genoa?
"Yeah, I saw, from the normal" Oh

as normal?
"Things were happening in the former Yugoslavia before each game, the classic routine, you say so?"

short, if you say so. You were one of them many years ago?
"I was a ultras of Partizan Belgrade, we were truly an organization that was traveling around Europe in search dello scontro fisico, della violenza e della supremazia sulle altre tifoserie”

Una guerra vera e propria insomma, come mai?
“Eh, come mai, storie lunghe, ma noi eravamo sorretti dalle istituzioni, dai partiti, dalle forze dell’ordine stesse, ci proteggevano, ci davano copertura. Eravamo una vera e propria associazione di stampo criminoso”

Ci sono analogie con i nostri ultras italiani?
“Ahahah.. (ride di gusto). Non c’entra nulla, io sono stato in Curva Nord a Bergamo molte volte, anche durante gli scontri, mi divertivo a guardarvi con un po’ di compassione. Confronto a certe realtà dell’est europa, siete dei bambini che giocano con le pistolette water "Even

?
"Yes, indeed, there is no comparison. It 's like a special department of the army, impazzisse all at once and organize themselves in a criminal manner to get around the stadiums of Europe. How do you stop? Impossible. We used weapons, they killed and nobody said anything, it was our code "

You have just suffered a serious episode, we explain it?
"But nothing from ..."

Come on, tell me ..
"No, one day, I found myself outside the stadium alone in a quiet game, I was surrounded on three people and I have to split your back locked. After months of rehab I made up "

mean?
"No, we went to get all three in their homes, Pum, pum, and now live on the wheelchair"

No complaint?
"No, part of the game, if the complaint, you can not do our job, you're a sissy"


So much work ... "We were well paid for these things"

Ivan, the head ultras arrested yesterday, was unemployed, how to keep certain characters?
"Paid as pressure groups to advance their ideals by using the football, the G8 demonstrations in general around Europe

today still follow football?
"Yes, but very quietly, I relax and take it as a hobby and a fun"

Would you like to make an appeal to our unruly hooligans?
"Unfortunately when you realize you do not, but as soon as you turn on the light in the head, you realize what you have been unconscious and idiot. Live the football with passion, get the punch in some place far away from the stadium, but left the stadium in the hands of people who want the real sport. Violence has nothing to do really nothing "

Thanks Andrej

" Wait, let me say one last thing "

Please?
"They make me smile the ultras today, if they think they look tough, know that from the outside are a bit 'mocked and considered bambinotti. Not to mention the kids who want to make large, then as they are called up by her mother, began to cry. That's okay, God forbid ...."

bergamonerazzurra.com

Sunday, September 26, 2010

38 Weeks White Discharge

Series C English, a league with big numbers

The Football League 1 (FL1) is the third series England, equivalent to our First Division League Pro FL1 includes 24 teams, as well as the Championship (our Series B) and FL2 (the Italian Second Division). Matches are played on Saturday at 15, unless the advance of Friday cheinizia to 19.45.

In England, the third and fourth national series thus include 48 clubs, just over metà delle due corrispondenti categorie italiane. Da noi le società previste dal format della Figc sono 90: quest’anno, per ragioni finanziarie, ne sono state ammesse solo 86 (quattro in meno delle stagioni scorse).

A differenza della nostra Prima Divisione, categoria misconosciuta a livello mediatico e con scarso seguito di pubblico, la FL1 vanta una grande platea di tifosi e gli stadi sono sempre molto affollati. In questo senso i numeri parlano chiaro, molto più di tante parole.

La media spettatori per gara nella stagione 2010-11 – tratta dal sito web ufficiale della Footbal League che comprende Championship, FL1 e FL2 (la Premier League afferisce alla Football Association) - risulta infatti pari a 7.500 spectators.

clubs occupying the top five places in this special list shows inflows average audience per race unimaginable in our latitudes (between brackets the minimum and maximum number of viewers registered so far).

1. Sheffield Wednesday: 20,679 (max 23,081 - 18,674 min)
2. Southampton: 19,805 (max 21,727 - 17,857 min)
3. Charlton: 15,171 (max 16,236 - 14,436 min)
4. Huddersfield: 13,367 (13,858 max - 12 min. 426)
5. Swindon Town: 9870 (11,087 max - 8132 min)

The most popular game by far has been far-Dagenham W. Sheffield, attended by 23,081 spectators (in Photo: Hillsborough Stadium in Sheffield). To better understand a category light years ahead of us, it seems significant also check the last five positions of this special list:

20. Walsall: 3999
21. Yeovil Town: 3675
22. Rochdale: 3269
23. Hartlepool: 3,206
24. Dagenham: 2685

The match was not seen in absolute Dagenham, Exeter City (2005). Only one club (Dagenham) has an average / race less than 3,000 spectators. In ten totaled between 3,000 and 5,000 spectators. All others have average of 6,000 spectators and over.

On these figures you should think and reflect, when chatter about revolution in the championship Italy.
The British model continues to be largely successful than the Italian, although not yet arrived. Meanwhile, the First Division, headed by President Mario Macalli is increasingly adrift and companies continue to fail.

Sergio Muto - www.calciopress.net